THE FART CHRONICALS FARTS PART FIVE

Farts 5: Funny Faces and Places
Bo Jack Russo on Jan 22, 2009

Plug your noses when reading this.

Ah, the joy
The blissful release
Of passing round the gas
That comes
Out of the ass
We call it the fart
Or a pedo
Don’t you know
What a wonderful feeling
And a pleasurable
Blasting blow
The farts I like the best
Are the ones that
Almost hurt
The farts that
I like less
Are the ones that squirt
Farts are lots of fun
For every boy and girl
If a fart smells bad enough
It can probably make you hurl
I like to fart in elevators
Or small confining spaces
Just to see the look
On offended peoples faces
Some farts can be strong
And blow those cheeks apart
Another great place
To let one rip
Is the food aisle
At Wal-Mart
It’s fun to fart on a bus
And cause a great big fuss
Or farting in a car
The smell can’t travel far
Farting is not allowed
On The Bo Jack Express
One passenger farted
After eating chili
And left a brown
Soupy mess
Farting in the bathroom
Is really such a waste
When you could be sharing
The scent of your butt paste
So have fun with those farts
And just let them fly
I’ll enjoy my farts
Forever
At least until I die
I’ll bet we can fart
In the hereafter
For humor in the sky
The only fart that’s wrong
Is to fart in someone’s eye
A fart up close like that
Would probably make you cry