DUMB SHIT OF THE WEEK!!
Farting is Funny
Just breathing new life into an older piece I wrote sometime back, important info.
Published by Bo Jack Russo in Humor
December 4, 2008
Why farts are good for you; they are a necessary evil.
1) All kids think farts are funny.
2) Any man or boy, any age, no matter how old STILL thinks farts are funny.
3)Farts blow bubbles in the tub.
4)Variety of Farts.Long cheek rattling farts.Loud resonating farts.Slow painful farts.Moisture laden farts.
5)Farts stink, and that’s funny.
6)Farts feel good when you fart,even if you don’t admit it.
7) Just the word fart sounds funny, and flatulent sounds even funnier.
8)Farts are natural, and if you fart in the bank or the DMV people around you leave, and you get served faster.
9)Women sometimes fart accidentally when sleeping and we don’t tell them because it wouldn’t be as funny any more.
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10)Farts are inappropriate almost any time, resulting in hypocritical humor whenever you fart.
11) The true science of methane gas. A fart really will blow a blue flame.(Granted I was 12 when I tried this with my brother, but it worked then)
12)When a kid farts in church in dead quiet, all the old people chuckle.
13)When an old man farts,nobody even ever says anything because they are old. That is funny in itself.
14)Farts as a warning signal. Farts are often a precursor to diarrhea, so they can save you from the embarrassment of shitting your pants.
15) If you can still fart,you are still alive, and as long as you are still alive, you still should be allowed to laugh. So laugh. Laugh at your fart.Now you see? Farts can save your life. So go fart everybody!!!!!
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