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Funny Farts 4: Farts Forever More Bo Jack Russo on Jan 4, 2009
The ecstasy of farts and their smells.
My oh my the joy of passing wind Once the gas is passed the offender can’t rescind Tall people fart high Short people fart low But every single fart Can be a blasting blow I fart during daytime The wife, she farts at night Some people fart in cars And some fart up in flight The flatulent is a mystery Has been for all time When you both fart in unison It can produce a pleasing rhyme Farts can be such fun Joggers fart during long runs Just don’t push them out to hard You might soil your buns The farts that you anticipate Are the ones that make you wait Or the ones you contemplate When you eat beans on your plate They usually aren’t grand But they are always great Farts feel good when late Or rushing out the gate Farts are really special But not unique to you or I Cats and dogs fart too And they don’t even try So when you see that spark Or twinkle in someone’s eye Please hope they don’t deny We should enjoy farts until we die Don’t miss out on the joy Of every girl and boy Feel free to share your farts To let every one enjoy So don’t you dare hold back So you do like Bo Jack Even if you don’t agree Just pull down your pants Bend over and then let All your farts spray free!