OK everybody, I know I’m late on the draw this week but here are my guaranteed NFL picks for week 14.
Thursday Night Game
Pittsburgh at Cleveland (8:20PM)
I had Pittsburgh all the way in this game, I won’t lie, I was late in writing this article.
Result… Cleveland 13 Pittsburgh 6 (Final). 0-1.
Knowledge, Pittsburgh is falling apart, Brady Quinn may turn out to be the QB we thought he could be.
New Orleans at Atlanta (1:00 PM)
I will not pick against The Drew Crew Express again this regular season. The dirty birds will play well but lose by 5 Bopoints.
Result… New Orleans 26 Atlanta 23 (Final). 1-1.
Knowledge, Atlanta still dangerous, the Drew Crew can’t be stopped.
Detroit at Baltimore (1:00 PM)
Have to take the Blackbirds over the Big Cats, I just don’t see a road win here in December, Baltimore and 4 Bopoints.
Result… Baltimore 48 Detroit 3 (Final). 2-1.
Knowledge, nothing we didn’t know already, the Ravens can still beat a crappy team, the Lions simply suck. The Ravens are still not to be taken lightly.
Green Bay at Chicago (1:00 PM)
Have to take the Cheeseheads here over Da Bears, Chicago is terribly inconsistent. Six Bopoints.
Result… Green Bay 21 Chicago 14 (Final). 3-1.
Knowledge, as advertised, I’m starting to believe the Packers are serious contenders come playoff time. Jay Cutler may have the longest pass in the NFL but he is a pussy and can’t play.
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Seattle at Houston (1:00 PM)
I’m going to have to take The Seabirds here the Oil Barons let me down every time I pick them I like Seattle’s defense. Seahawks and 1 Bopoint.
Result… Houston 34 Seattle 7 (Final). 3-2.
Knowledge, Houston makes me mad, you can never tell what this team will do, suck or shine, but the Suckhawks suck for sure. Houston will go nowhere playing like they do.
Denver at Indianapolis (1:00 PM)
The Blue Horse Express all the way no backing off the gas pedal yet for Peyton and Reggie and friends. Denver’s orange vomit defense will be destroyed provided Elvis is kept in check, he will cause Manning to make several audibles at the line of scrimmage, but I’m counting on my man Peyton to deliver the goods. Colts roll 9 Bopoints.
Result… Indianapolis 28 Denver 16 (Final). 4-2.
Knowledge, Indy is almost unstoppable, but looking less invincible every week, but Peyton continues to pull a rabbit out of his hat, as does Drew Brees. I have to give the Donkeys credit, they made a game of this and showed a lot of heart, they are a potentially dangerous wild card.
Miami at Jacksonville (1:00 PM)
AFC showdown! Good game here, I have to go with the Swimming Mammals over the Spotted Cats. They are determined to play beyond the regular season and they will. Road win for Miami 2 Bo points.
Result… Miami 14 Jacksonville 10 (Final). 5-2.
Knowledge, Miami still very much in this thing, possibly can win the AFC East. keep your eyes on them… the Jags can still compete on a good week, lots of questions still to be addressed in the AFC.
Buffalo at Kansas City (1:00 PM)
Buffalo at KC, a toilet bowl. Tossup, what the heck Kansas City at home, 2 Bopoints.
Result… Buffalo 16 Kansas City 10 (Final). 5-3.
Knowledge, both of these teams suck, the Bills don’t suck as much this week, Losman is gone, flying the coup to Oakland.
Cincinnati at Minnesota (1:00 PM)
Game of the week here great great match up this was too close for the Bo man to call so I had to ask my Twitter pal Thurman Thomas Hall Of Fame running back what he thought. He’s a busy guy but was good enough to get back to me and told me to pick the Vikings so that’s what I’ll do. I can’t say I disagree either, the defense of the purple guys is too much for Carson and Ochocinco to overcome, running game or not. Vikings go to Valhalla, 4 Bopoints.
Result… Minnesota 30 Cincinnati 10 (Final). 6-3.
Knowledge, defense wins championships if not always games. The Bengals are pretenders, the Vikings are contenders, but Brett is getting tired, stay tuned.
Carolina at New England (1:00 PM)
Another gem that will be harder fought than you think. The Brady bunch rebounds this week. They are too good to lose again this week, The Big Black Cats are slipping off the radar.
Result… New England 20 Carolina 10 (Final). 7-3.
Knowledge, the Patriots are not done yet, the Panthers are however, Jake will not start this week, they are done. The Brady bunch is still a quality team with luck, but not what they were.
N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay (1:00 PM)
Upset right here folks. The Tampa Bay Sucks have been fighting like mad beasts to get a win and they do it here. The Bucs save some face and take down the airplanes at home 2 Bopoints.
Result… N.Y. Jets 26 Tampa Bay 3 (Final). 7-4, ouch.
Knowledge, Tampa Bay Sucks still suck, the Jets can beat a team that sucks, but they are going nowhere fast.
St. Louis at Tennessee (4:05 PM)
Remember the Titans. Home victory over the Goat Climbers Vince should get back in the saddle again. Titans and 3 Bopoints.
Result… Tennessee 47 St. Louis 7 (Final). That’s more like it, 8-4.
Knowledge, Tennessee hanging tough, but early season losses haunt them, they still have to face the Chargers and playoff hopes are slim. The Rams are the worst team in the NFL, enough said.
Washington at Oakland (4:05 PM)
This should be good, real good. These are both fighters. I think the Redskins showed me enough moxy against Drew and friends to lean their way. Washington road win over Oaktown, 2 Bopoints.
Result… Washington 34 Oakland 13 (Final). 9-4.
Knowledge, Washington has balls, Oakland has a decent defense, but they suck, Al Davis is like 150 years old, sell the team already Mr. Necro!
San Diego at Dallas (4:15 PM)
Game of the week part two. Dallas needs to make a statement; the Chargers want to further theirs. If we can keep DeMarcus Ware away from Philip Rivers we have this game. We need pressure on Romo. Good game, I’m sticking with my guys, LaDanian comes from Texas and has already mentioned this will be emotional for him. Chargers prevail, 2 Bopoints. In this dome Vincent Jackson has a big game. Many of the Chargers sent Tweet pictures today and they are excited.
Result… San Diego 20 Dallas 17. 10-4.
Knowledge, Chargers are as hot as anybody and Rivers is a beast in December, Tony Romo can play but not with the big boys, I mean the real big boys just yet, but he will eventually, San Diego is quietly ripping up the league and will continue the assault against Cincinnati at home this weekend.
Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants (8:20 PM)
I’m going to go with the city of brotherly love here. Philly is going to the playoffs the G-men are just hanging around. Westbrook should play, freedom birds over New York by 3 Bopoints.
Result… Philadelphia 45 N.Y. Giants 38. 11-4.
Knowledge, Donovan can get it done, so can Eli but it’s just not in the cards this year. Philly will be in in January, the G-men will be watching the playoffs from home.
* Arizona at San Fransisco (8:30PM)
No choice but to take the Cardinals here, The San Fransisco Treat is just not good enough to slow them down right now. Road win and 4 Bopoints.
Result… San Fransisco 24 Arizona 9. 11-5.
Knowledge, It’s the NFL baby, any given Sunday and all that Warner did not look right all game, the ‘Frisco defense looked ferocious. Alex Smith not so much, this team is not too far away from contention.
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